music&manuscripts.

My rhymes and records, they don't get played. Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made.

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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  • cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
  • me: because of all the updog in my car?
  • cop: whats up dog?
  • me: not much dog whats up with you?
  • cop: haha! thats funny you can go
unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob


18th century novel? Sounds like the quote on the back of the book of the next John Green novel

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

18th century novel? Sounds like the quote on the back of the book of the next John Green novel

(via paolavallado)